tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7385734613853151197.post1201244885269138770..comments2024-03-05T10:19:16.909-07:00Comments on Ask Your Dad Blog: 7 Tips for Dating My Three Year Old DaughterJohn Kinnearhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10217999409806454795noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7385734613853151197.post-16435593999465986752015-10-23T01:41:48.836-06:002015-10-23T01:41:48.836-06:00That's a cute post I have never read it before...That's a cute post I have never read it before. I like it very much.New Dating Sitehttp://naughtydaysnaughtiernights.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7385734613853151197.post-84859804828169868452014-07-12T12:59:21.878-06:002014-07-12T12:59:21.878-06:00Wait wait wait... Your kid is named Duchess?
I don...Wait wait wait... Your kid is named Duchess?<br />I don't know whether to clap or cry... I have a 6 year old (Loren), and a 3 year old (Joshua).<br />Anyways, Loren is in kindergarten and I have given her so many talks about boys..... She has no I terest in them yet and I hope she refrains from it. <br />My biggest regret was getting involved with boys at a young age. If I had waited like three more years, that would have been great because I met my husband then and we have been together since. The only issue is that I would have been so much happier if I had had all of my firsts with my husband instead of... The other boys. Loren will not understand any of this until she is much much older. I never got discouraged and was making out with the boys behind the school when I was 12. I was told that kissing and stuff was for people that I loved, but no one told me about love. I have told Loren that there is no boys until she is much much older, she is not thrilled about it but she is willing. I hope she stays away because the last thing I need is a boy-crazy little girl. <br />The one I'm really going to be worried about is my son, because I don't need a horny little dipshit of a son wanting to boink any girl he sees. <br />My sister was really terrible. She was chasing down boys in the first and second grade, if she caught them they had to kiss her. She started "dating" in the sixth grade. I remember that horrible day when she got her first bra and wanted to "show it off". I found out from my friend, that my sister had let her brother feel her up. She was letting the boys touch her boobs and kiss her and she was sleeping with them in high school. She got pregnant when she when she was fifteen and had to raise this kid on her own. Why? Because our parents let things like that go. They allowed her to like and kiss boys at a young age because they thought it would do no harm. Just saying, kids are pretty bad and will go nuts on the opposite sex. They are filled with hormones from a young age.Anna Crossnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7385734613853151197.post-29632061018524890492014-05-08T16:20:19.597-06:002014-05-08T16:20:19.597-06:00Haha! You forgot about Jamba Juice!Haha! You forgot about Jamba Juice!Sethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06335011810038549405noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7385734613853151197.post-41361215434086147602013-10-11T00:45:35.845-06:002013-10-11T00:45:35.845-06:00you are brilliant :) you are brilliant :) Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16746045205424073602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7385734613853151197.post-88380348383645726022013-09-27T13:20:26.572-06:002013-09-27T13:20:26.572-06:00And then, make them help you with that project you...And then, make them help you with that project you've been working on in the garage, whatever it is. It's a lot easier when you have two extra guys to hold the big sheets of plywood up and stuff like that. Plus it keeps their hands occupied, which is probably a good thing under the circumstances.Allison M.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08362700513221195102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7385734613853151197.post-81657498563314656112013-09-24T08:20:50.558-06:002013-09-24T08:20:50.558-06:00Laughed my ass off...pure brilliance.Laughed my ass off...pure brilliance.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7385734613853151197.post-17862396820069561582013-09-23T21:56:48.037-06:002013-09-23T21:56:48.037-06:00Good stuff, John, I needed a laugh.Good stuff, John, I needed a laugh.Dad on the Runhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18145217634220011386noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7385734613853151197.post-4595091506429977142013-09-23T20:38:25.307-06:002013-09-23T20:38:25.307-06:00Love this! Really funny. I think Michael will send...Love this! Really funny. I think Michael will send her home as you may have scared him off.Larryhttp://larrybernstein.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7385734613853151197.post-7756622937817557332013-09-23T19:53:34.629-06:002013-09-23T19:53:34.629-06:00This made me laugh so hard I had to read it to my ...This made me laugh so hard I had to read it to my husband. He shares your pain. Although, our three-year-old has a crush on Darth Vader... and we're kind of okay with that. <br /><br />Also sharing on my Facebook page. =)Kristen Mae at Abandoning Pretensehttp://abandoningpretense.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7385734613853151197.post-9496514249480591882013-09-23T19:51:13.458-06:002013-09-23T19:51:13.458-06:00OMG that's just mean. lolOMG that's just mean. lolKristen Mae at Abandoning Pretensehttp://abandoningpretense.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7385734613853151197.post-11360103304096507942013-09-23T17:08:19.728-06:002013-09-23T17:08:19.728-06:00Oh man I don't even have a daughter and that m...Oh man I don't even have a daughter and that made me cringe a bit.PinkJamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06213734630560072866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7385734613853151197.post-86209847811047702702013-09-23T16:48:17.600-06:002013-09-23T16:48:17.600-06:00When my son was 9, the girlz (ages 7 - 11) in the ...When my son was 9, the girlz (ages 7 - 11) in the neighborhood would come over to play. Since he didn't (and at 24 still doesn't) favor incessant tea parties, he would hop on his bike and purposefully fuddle around a bit so they would see this. So, they would scramble to get theirs. As they would collectively head in our direction all noisily talking, he would silently bolt off in the direction of the forest preserve bike-path. He would linger just enough so they would keep after him.<br /><br />About 15 minutes later, he (a little pink & sweaty) would calmly swoop up on his bike and without a word he would quickly park it in the garage, close the door, and go inside to watch TV. They would show up maybe another 10 minutes or so later - all hot & sweaty and huffing all out of breath.<br /><br />I found later he would slow a bit so they would keep following - until they were about 2 miles away. Then he would 'pour it on' leaving them behind. When they couldn't see him, he'd quickly hide behind shrubs or trees until they went past, now talking less but still huffing. Once they were out of site, he would pull the Snagglepuss routine (old cartoon character), "Exit, stage LEFT!" And would speed back home.<br /><br />(Learning from his mother that it was easier to deal with Darth Vader - all D.V. wanted to do was take over the universe & destroy any obstruction in his way) he figured that it was useless and 'too much like work' to stand-off the girlz. They are far too ready to deal with male single-minded thought patterns. Instead he let their curiosity and desire to talk do the work for him. He wanted to watch cartoons...<br /><br />At 24, he has had a few girlfriends. He is still single...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7385734613853151197.post-34018758844361094932013-09-23T15:04:27.587-06:002013-09-23T15:04:27.587-06:00I am actually crying with laughter at your "C...I am actually crying with laughter at your "Cry me a freaking river" comment. Does poor 3-year-old Michael have any say in whether he dates Duchess or not? Cos in my experience with 2 sons, once a girl decides she likes you, the poor saps pretty much have to go with it - unless they can run fast enough to escape! Cut the little dude some slack.Donna@MummyCentralhttp://www.mummycentral.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7385734613853151197.post-21174333970648547272013-09-23T13:33:12.367-06:002013-09-23T13:33:12.367-06:00Girl needs herself a younger man who can still be ...Girl needs herself a younger man who can still be trained. Right about the "just learning to walk" phase, so she can still knock him on his tush if need be. Kelli Martinellihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03087061554222771917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7385734613853151197.post-78730930539304375092013-09-23T13:08:55.462-06:002013-09-23T13:08:55.462-06:00Great advice that I am going to pass on to my husb...Great advice that I am going to pass on to my husband. Especially the blocking them in part = not sure I'll be able to convince him to let them live. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04446306891256572719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7385734613853151197.post-69167072340727370782013-09-23T13:04:08.952-06:002013-09-23T13:04:08.952-06:00Dude this is fucking brilliant. You win dad bloggi...Dude this is fucking brilliant. You win dad blogging.Zach Rosenberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13236575350801960534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7385734613853151197.post-25043822217575180462013-09-23T12:53:15.072-06:002013-09-23T12:53:15.072-06:00OMG. I definitely laughed out loud!!OMG. I definitely laughed out loud!!Chantalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09543581308363689982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7385734613853151197.post-42625729761477576802013-09-23T10:30:15.949-06:002013-09-23T10:30:15.949-06:00Just wait until Princess is 14 years old, and you ...Just wait until Princess is 14 years old, and you and the Mrs. come home from some event, like Independence day fireworks, for instance, to find your 14 year old daughter has two 17 year old guys visiting while she is supposed to be home alone.<br />A hint for the proper response, is to block their car in the drive with your own, so they can't escape.<br />A second hint: let them live, it's hard to be a proper dad from prison.The Liberal Republicanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16064438289111090428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7385734613853151197.post-39675539017028622572013-09-23T10:27:30.212-06:002013-09-23T10:27:30.212-06:00I don't believe Michael has any clue! So, ther...I don't believe Michael has any clue! So, there's hope that you'll be her Prince Charming for a little bit longer!!<br /><br />Roshni<br />http://www.indianamericanmom.comAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14718975387489795957noreply@blogger.com